July 17, 2014

"To Etch A Sketch... A "BITCH" FOR REAL....", *SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS*, This is from an AMERICAN, A REAL ONE...xoxo Sylvia. GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!

(Name of hero) was the (descriptive word) --like biggest, meanest, smartest) man/woman in (place - such as state or county or area of the country). Every man, woman, and child for miles could tell you about (name of hero and some details about him). One day, (name of hero) went to (name of place) to (what he was doing there -- like fishing working, visiting his Great Aunt Tootie) and he found that (some huge or outlandish problem that needs solving -- like the sun just won't go down). Thinking quickly, (how hero solves the problem - like pulling the sun down with a lasso). (name of place) is saved, and the legend of (name of hero) grew a new layer that day. By John Lithgow, lithgow paloozas! Boredom Blasters, Travel Edition ($1.19 at the *dollar* store:) )

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*My* Version:

Your m/ajesty was the giant "m/an" in T/exas. Every man, woman and child for miles could tell you about Your m/ajesty and his "antics". One day, Your m/ajesty went to Bank of America to invest in himself (*snicker, *snicker) and h/e found that he couldn't support himself (understatement). Thinking quickly, h/e lit up the bank. "A/merika" is "saved", per Your m/ajesty (Chris Guillebeau) and the legend of Your m/ajesty grew a new layer that day.

Lloyd Lawrence - [......Change!]. Per Chris Guillebeau and the Gang, Obama is big G.
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Guillible Guillebeau :
 
YO G!!!!!  -------------->
 
 
 
This is from an AMERICAN. A *REAL ONE*....
 
 
SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS
 
 
 
 
 
TO ALL TERRORISTS/EXTREMISTS AROUND THE WORLD:
 
FUCK YOU!!!!
 
*SYLVIA LYDIA MORELOS*
 
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